Thursday, November 27, 2008

Attitude Vs Aptitude

The over heated debate between this “t” and “p” has never ended. The “t” has always over shadowed “p” and we find missing “t” in each one. If you add each letter of word “Attitude” corresponding to their numeric value (A=1, B=2…….) then it makes perfect 100 score but “Aptitude” fell short by 4 to perfect score of 100. So everyone agrees and mathematically proven that the “t” wins. Now some different views on this: to attain “t” u should hav certain level of “p” because you need to know the importance of “t” in order to have perfect score of 100. Certain degree of aptitude is required to achieve a right attitude (mathematically also 96 < 100 and you need to score first 96 to get a century).

[The articles under label Bizarre are just to read. Do not apply more brain on it.]

Friday, November 21, 2008

Height of Ignorance

When did we re/acted in a way that we regret? I know it’s very difficult to remember because each one of us is so smart that hardly any one of us makes any mistake. I have read in school that children are “kaccha ghada” which can be moulded into any shape, that time I thought what’s wrong with adult, now I understand.

I am so rigid regarding my so called values and behavior that I am not ready to listen to someone. Every time someone opposes me I try to downsize him. I am so obsessed with my smartness that I turn my deaf ears to others. My stubborn nature usually hurts other but I stand still enjoying the helm of egotism.


I tried my best to find a survey which determine how many people think they acted always correct and who actually does? But couldn’t as this is not deterministic to calculate. Every human being act by using his best brain still fell well short of perfection. Here comes the ignorance “the depth of stupidity”. I describe ignorance as the factor behind ur action which act as an opaque curtain and restrict u from appropriate action. The people involved in corruption, terrorism, stealing and any type of unsocial activity have sane brain to think and they act perfectly as per their understanding but we know that they r ignorant. You speak harsh to a person and you may be correct but still it hurts that is ignorance. You restrict urself from interacting with people and carry the burden of ur cynical thinking, that is ignorance. You may have some assumption regarding different person and they end up creating turmoil in relationships, that is ignorance. You work in a project and never involve in it, that is ignorance. You try to outsmart others, that is ignorance and you still codes in C++ when C# is available, that is ignorance :-).

So you might have understood the msg I am trying to convey and there could be innumerable ways to describe our ignorance but still the smartest r not ready to accept this.
We do not see things as they are. We see them as we are.

[Add your experience of ignorance, at least one point which u hav experienced or re/acted.]

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Some what logical.

Question 1 : If 1 saree dry in 1 hour how long 2 saree will take to dry?

Answer 1:

Mathemaically : It will take 2 hours.
Logically : If the length of rope is constant and 1st saree is stretched all thru the rope then both saree will take 2 hrs to dry.
If the length of rope can be increased then it will take 1 hr to dry both of them.
If the orientation of saree can't be changed and 1st saree covers >1/2 of length of rope then 2nd saree will have a overlap area and both will take 2 hr to dry completely (due to overlap reqion).
Practically : It would take 1 hr.

Question 2 : If 10 birds are sitting on a tree and you shoot at 1 of them then how many birds are left on the tree.

Annswer 2:

Mathematically : 9 birds will be left.
Logically : If you use pistol with silencer then 10 birds will be left if u miss the shot and 9 if you don't miss it.
If you use pistol without silencer then 0 birds will be left.
Practically : You won't be able to hit.

लक्ष्य

***My first poem published in SGSITS college magazine***

उस दिन college में हमारा पहला दिन था | बदन पर lining shirt* और जूता फिट था ||
हम अपनी किस्मत पर रो रहे थे | लड़की देख-देख दुखी हो रहे थे ||
सोचा था उनसे आँख लड़ायेंगे | कुछ नहीं तो garden में ही घुमाएंगे ||
लेकिन उस कम्बख्त lining shirt ने पिछा न छोडा | उसने तो उन सभी से हमारा नाता तोडा ||
अब हमारी स्वतंत्रता का वक़्त आया | 1 Sem छोड़ 2 Sem की ओर कदम बढाया ||
अब तो jeans और t-shirt की बारी आई | आधुनिकता के इस दौर में हमने भी दौड़ लगाई ||
इस दौड़ में हम न जाने कितना आगे निकल गए | पर वास्तव में हम कितना पीछे रह गए ||
हमे वह माँ के आँसू याद न आये | जो उसने हमारी याद में बहाए ||
हमें वह बाप का चेहरा याद न आया | जिसने अपना घर बेच हमे पढाया ||
इसलिए कहता हूँ की यथार्त को जानो | वास्तविकता को पहचानो ||
आधुनिकता के इस धुंध में अपने लक्ष्य को पहचानो ||
सार्थक करो अपने यहाँ आने का प्रयोजन ||
अपने पैरों पर खड़े हो और करो माँ बाप का वंदन ||

*lining shirt was first year hostel dress
***There could be some spelling mistake due to courtesy of Hindi editor***